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Representation Of What Transpires Between Chinyere and Human

Chinyere is having a conversation with a human most likely about se €x, lovee, religion and other such things. Human no longer has anything to say. Human decides to jump to Chinyere's personal life.
This is a representation of what transpires between Chinyere and Human. It includes both the things Chinyere says to human and the things Chinyere thinks in her head:
1.
Human: I just want to watch and see what your children become with the way you are thinking.
Chinyere's thoughts: haha. Oh fu**uck it. Chinyere might never have kids because well, a lot of things like that. But then if she does, trust me, they might most likely end up like their mother, with minds of their own.
Chinyere's actual response: Oh my kids would grow up to be sweet, rational humans who think about what's best for humanity.
Chinyere's thoughts: you know that's not really true, right? I mean they might just grow up to be troublesome annoying people like me.

2.
Human: I hope you find a man who would marry you with this your mentality?
Chinyere's thoughts: you know polyamory would be a sweet thing. You know, like the principle of fu*ck and go. You know, like not being owned by anyone. You know, wild and free.
Chinyere's actual response: you know marriage is not actually everything. Not everyone aspires to marriage. And there are really beautiful men on earth who like strong women.

3.
Human: look at you. Fat pi!g.
Chinyere's thoughts: eh yea. You know that's kind of a soft sp0ot. I've been body conscious for a long time in my life but ironically the only place I want to lose weight is around my abd0omen. Which I am working on. Which is none of your fuc*king business. Oh, do you know with my fat body I still take se€*xy semi-nuu**de pictures? Oh, wating concern you? The people that see the pictures really like them.
Chinyere's actual response: nice try but you do know telling me I am fat and expecting me to feel bad is like telling a bird it has feathers and expecting it to feel bad.

4.
Human: you are a bise€*xual/lessbi!an. An immoral who**re. Ashaawo.
Chinyere's thoughts: shhh... Wait till I start making money from my Ashaawo business before you start publicizing it. I know you are eager to do free publicity for me.
Chinyere's actual response: there is nothing wrong with being bise£*xual or a les sbi!an. And trying to slut shaame me is a waste of time.

5.
Human: heaven and hell are real. You better repent.
Chinyere's thoughts: ermm. Is it your sin? Is it your hell? Oh, by the way, hell might just be lit. You see so many of my favorite people would be going there. I mean, there's a warm fire and we can barbecue stuff all day. The heat would make us all wonder about na*k€ed, it would be an awesome eternity of ogling. I mean I don't have to ask Akorita Isaiah for his nuud*es, I could just wait till I get to hell and see it whenever I want.
Chinyere's actual response: haha. You see that heaven you judgmental and mean people are going to? I don't want to go there.

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6.
Human: rains plenty of insu*ults and thre£ats on Chinyere for having a different opinion.
Chinyere's thoughts: oh I know, you're in dire need of ins*ults from this goddess. I know it would make your day. Fu**ck you. Nah! I can't do that. Go fuc**k yourself.
Chinyere's actual response: types well-worded, beautiful, ins**ult-laced sentences.
Moral of this post: most times when Chinyere types a response to people who venture into her private business, she's thinking something else. Sometimes her thoughts are nastier.
Why am I telling you this? Well, I am taking a break from reading Siemoud Taboo and I just felt I should waste your time because really Chinyere's witchy thoughts should not concern you.
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