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The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth Akpen Misfortune

"Akpen's misfortune was a resounding clap in all four walls of the earth. The day he was born his both parents died mysteriously. Coming to this world we pass through a tunnel (v@agina), going out of this world we pass through a tunnel (grave) so we already know much about life and death. Akpen grew up br£astfeeding himself, eating palm kernel and sipping left over garri in the processing mill. He was too poor that mosquitoes never sucked his blood at night cause they feared a drag of his blood will take him off the face of the earth like a blemish and his blood will be on their hands. Even the rats in his home never stole from him rather they joined forces with the king(the cat) to steal from the neighbors so Akpen could eat. 3 square meals to Akpen was such a luxury he could never afford through out his stay on earth. Women never loved him, that means he never got kissed. He had $e × severally but only in his dreams. He grew up a bush hunter but he never caught or k!l...

News Updates On Unpaid Npower Beneficiaries

Good Morning dearly beloved Npowerites...... I bring you some latest tittle-tattles per se which I feel might actually be of help to someone...... You may now agree with my earlier stance that countless visits or writing letters to zonal or state ASUBEB offices are near-useless in the quest to resolving the payment imbroglio. They may give you hope and take several processes before challenging your complaint to npower. THE FASTEST WAY TO RESOLVE YOUR NPOWER PAYMENT EMBROILMENT IS TO DIAL THE NPOWER CARELINE DURING WORK-HOURS FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY OR CHAT THEM UP THROUGH THE NPVN PORTAL. Now, it is very difficult to connect them but one needs an overwhelming persistence to make the call go through. Gather all Npowerites in your school having payment issues and have a conference time calling them at the same time. Once any of the lines connects, queue up and lay your complaints one after the other. I have given many people this same trick and testimonies abound and the sweetest p...

We Don't Need To Be J€alous Or Envious Nysc

We don't need to be jealous or envious of anyone who is (is on his/her way to being) a star. The sky is big enough for many stars to shine. you may shine alone, in asterisms or in a constellation. It dosesn't take or require much. It takes you knowing that God approves you; Takes you approving of yourself, And you putting your faith to work through consistent action. By the time you take a break to peep at the other stars, you'll find that they've been staring at you, cos you're shining too. And somebody will be watching these films where the lady is crying, scr€aming and slapping the man and the man will carry her, ki$$ her to silence her and whisper into her ears, telling her it'll be okay..... And you will think that that's the way the world is until you get up, go to your kitchen and find that your palm oil is finished and you'd have to budget a few dollars equivalent just for a bottle... *hiss*. And is better married ladies should label t...

Watch Nysc Video: Some Pointers Booless Person

Good morning. I have some pointers for boneless persons. 1) Human beings are not shoes, we don't arrive in pairs. 2) Your basic boo who can buy you food, pay for your shelter and clothes after your guardian is, "YOUR MONEY". 3) If you believe in God then you won't be hungry for long especially if you get off your a$$. There are parables pointing towards hard work and one of the bible verses says: "your talent shall feed you" so your profession or your talent should feed you if you don't forget them in your boyfriend's house playing cook and steward. 4) And this last point is irrespective of your gender, get thee thy basic boo(income) and the other boo shall be added unto you. Now, not matter how righteous and politically correct you'd like to be, you can't be boring without money.The recession also affects booking rates. Stay blessed and strong. Watch the little video show during my Nysc at Kastina State.

Episode Two The Preachers And Hym£n

While in the university my friends and I heard about this power-packed crusade that would be happening in one ministry. (For those who would think this is fiction, the ministry is located near Ezza Ezekuna Hall opposite Motherless Babies Home Abakaliki, Ebonyi State.) We attended the ministry and it was run by a prophetess. A single lady who once told MARRIED couples not to fast or come to her for prayers after doing that their "sinning" at night. Anyway the headlining preacher for the crusade was a visiting prophet whose poster showed him wearing military regalia. War Room kind of guy. Literally. The headlining artist for the three days was Chinyere Udoma. A renowned Eastern Gospel singer. Now the crusade started and it was power-packed as advertised. Breaking of bottles, calling out names and their owners' account balance, prophesies, and most importantly, sowing of seed. On the afternoon of the third day, members of the youth were called by the Sister to sow s...

How To Experience The True Beauty Of Marriage

A lot of people who go on about wanting a perfect husband or wife are quite miserable when they do get married because they want something that is just not possible; they want the kind of person that just doesn't exist. As long as you want to marry someone who has flesh and blood, you must accept that person as limited, flawed, and error prone! They will have to accept this same truth about you! Please know that you have to give your spouse room to be imperfect; it will reli eve you of so much stress and frustrations.  It doesn't mean issues should not be addressed and dealt with; but even when you have to do this, you must come from a place of love and understanding if you want issues to be resolved. It doesn't mean you should be walked all over. It doesn't mean that he or she should not work on improving themselves, particularly if it is damaging your relationship. It means that you acknowledge your own imperfections and weaknesses too! They may be genuinely tryi...

Disregard Any Information Asking You to Drop Your Npower Account Details

Please disregard any information asking you to drop your account details because we never gave such information and so, therefore, be wise. Secondly, the focal person has ordered her secretary to release the invalid and rejected list for us to paste and various LG. There is an information stating that all rep for each LG to come tomorrow and get the list which they will in return go to their LG and paste it there for everyone to see or you will have to be going in one after the other to check your name and make all necessary correction. But please be patient with us to come back and formally give the directive on this regard. We are also making an arrangement with the secretary of the focal person to get the names of those that didn't see their names at the LGEA and district. We're planning to drop a big note in her office for those in this category. Please note that the book will only be for N-teach. All N-agro whose name didn't appear at Agricultural development aut...