The Bible on Our Phones, Laptops and IPad Is Not The Real Bible

Please, if you know how I can reach Moses, the one who led the Israelites out of Egypt, inbox me. I need to get the original tablets of the Ten Commandments from him. You see, this brother just opened my eyes to some certain facts. He said the Bible on our phones, laptops and IPad is not the real real Bible.

That it is an €vil strategy from the de€vil to make Christians lazy. How could we have reduced the Word of God to a game by making it an app? Tufiakwa. He asked everyone without a hard copy to stand. And keep standing.

You are in Nigeria where your bible is tolerated that's why you won't read from your phone. Go to Iran and see if you won't change that topic. What is wrong with us? The one you called original bible now, used to be fake, because it was translated from Hebrew to English.

Let's go back to Hebrew language if we want to be original. Me? I've taken this very personal. I'm not just going to stand. I'm leaving the meeting entirely. Please, how much from Benin to Jerusalem by bus? I need to get the original Holy Scroll. The one Jesus read in the Temple. I'm not angry joor. I promise I'll go back to the meeting immediately I return.

Again, Testimonies about the apron was intense during service. Brother Ikemefuna from Aba branch couldn't stop shedding tears of joy. The apron, his shield of righteousness kept protecting him from the high killer's bullet.

Sister Tolu was healed by the blessed apron. Etcetera etcetera healing here and there. People clamour for the apron. Ushers keep selling the apron. Man of God wanted it to be free but because things come on the altar of sacrifice, it had to have a price. Service eventually ends. Over one million aprons sold. An indestructible army of worshipers armed with Papa's apron stream out of the church.

Man of God also comes outside. He is not wearing the apron. He is the maker of the apron joor. He leaves the building escorted by ONLY two armoured vehicles, 20 armed soldiers, 10 police men, 4 Special Ops Navy Seals, FBI, CTU, CSI, CIA, NTA, ETC. THE END. Lolzz

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